Seismic Anomaly

A seismic anomaly, is an unforseen fortuitous event.

When I was going through my old jeans, I found a $100 bill! Thats a total seismic anomaly!

by king sizzle May 21, 2010

ego-seismic

the changing of an epicenter due to a person's presence

Well I Would Call It Ego-Seismic Thinking -Link

by Wes Al Banet June 13, 2012

Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 4, 2007

Seismic Lethargy

An extreme state of lethargy, cause unknown, but very tiring. Seismic Lethargy can strike down its victim without warning and usually whilst they are trying to do something. It usually affects young males and reported cases are more prevalent in the warmer summer months. The consensual course remedy is to remove the patient from the environment that is inducing the lethargy.

Rhys is unable to continue today because he is suffering from Seismic Lethargy.

by David Harding September 18, 2008

Seismic Mimosa

A Seismic Mimosa is a cup of orange juice with 4 pumps of hand sanitizer. These are usually made by Alcoholic Doodlgebuggers while not having access to alcoholic beverages in their natural habitat.

Hey Jon mix me up one of those Seismic Mimosas.

by SurveyorMike October 25, 2019

seismic nightmare

The occurrence of a nightmare in such epic proportions that the victim felt as if the dream was terrifyingly real, and even after waking up, is still powerfully mentally shaken (hence the term "seismic") for the remainder of the day, unsure of the difference between reality and illusion.

That seismic nightmare about his family's death has really ruined his attitude.

by Ramasm August 23, 2017

seismic acquisition

A discipline tasked with the acquiring subsurface data for petroleum geoscientists. Generally comprised of odd people and social misfits, seismic acquisition types make far more money than what they are worth, and the baseline quality of typical seismic worker effort renders the decisions made with this data suspect. On the Toolbox Scale, seismic acquisition workers rank just above Tree Planters and below Vacuum Truck drivers.

Sorry you lost your job cleaning bathrooms, you can always try getting a seismic acquisition job.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 18, 2018