second

An indefinite period of time, usually assumed by the listener to be at least 2-3 minutes in length. Speakers use it to affirm that the time will be short without any actual meaning or elaboration, despite the fact that the period will likely be more than 120 times longer than stated (see above).

Person #1: Are you done yet?
Person #2: Yeah, it'll just take a second.

-5 minutes later-

Person #1: *visibly impatient* Okay, are you done now?

Person #2: I said, it'll be a second! Geez, some people.

by Green Skies June 28, 2012

Second

We do a bad job of only giving a shit about people who are on our team.... I wonder who said that 🤔 oh, wait, it was me. I was the guy who said that thing. I'm the one being quoted in this scenario.

Hym "So, there I sit, in 'Everyone is working their hardest world.' I'm jacked. I'm working my hardest. But wait a second! People don't like all of the things I've said. They like some of them. So they take those things and say them as though they weren't scrolling through Urban Dictionary in-between working as hard as they can. They're all yoked. A director is there. He reads a compelling soliloquy. Decides to put it in his movie. He doubled up on his HGH injections today. His muscles are bulging. Everyone who both reads the book and watches the movie knows where it came from..... I fell asleep.... But they are all working their hardest and nobody says anything. They are all cut. They've been doing two-a-days."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

Second

When you're out tagging or doing graffiti, it's smart to take a Second, they can watch your back, and look out for cops.

ex- Second:"Yo dude! Police car right there!!" Tagger: "Oh shit!! RUN!!"

by PrimalExtinction February 27, 2019

second

even though described as a second it means a long period of time

Yo Money I Aint Seen You In A Second

by DeVonTheDucer July 28, 2003

In A Second

When A Guy Sees A Very HOT Girl And Would Have A Sex With Her With No Hesitation.He Wouldn't Need To Think About It Has Within A Second, He's All Over Her
- Also Accompanied By Holding Out A Strong Fist With The Right Hand And Smacking It On The Open Palm Of The Left Hand.

*english girl walks by*
Dmitri:I would so mack that!In a second!
Guy One: Oh true that ese'


*two English girls walk by*
Guy One: Let me guess, mack that in a sec....
*Dmitri all over the two english girls*

by dmitri_lukin_x September 19, 2005

second

second is the best

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

second second life

A virtual world for people outside of reality to move even farther out of reality

This is second second life, its for people who want to move farther out of reality

by Yznal November 15, 2007