Scooter

scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/

Verb

1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.

Noun

2. Some one who takes up too much space

- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."

by Old-man Adams May 18, 2015

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Scooter ankle

Whipping your razor scooter around and hitting your ankle for the worst imaginable pain.

I am going to commit scooter ankle.

by GoCommitScooterAnkle March 5, 2019

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shooters shoot

An exclamation or interjection. Used when taking a chance with a low risk but a high reward. Often an encouragement before making a proposition to the other sex. Can be used to dismiss a failed advance.

Hunter: Bro, you have to ask her to go with you to the date function, she is so hot!
Nico: But what if she says no?
Hunter: Shooters Shoot! Just do it!

or

Hunter: Did you ask her to the date function?
Nico: Yeah, but she said that she has an 8am class.
Hunter: But it is on a Friday night...? Oh well, Shooters Shoot!

by HunterUF May 26, 2017

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