a rude barbie-style girl, only interested in make-up, boys, hair products etc. Other features: lack of intelligence, balanced by high confidence. scones can usually be seen in groups.
person 1: i didn't realize she's a scone until i saw her crying over her broken nail.
person 2: rly? but we saw her taking chicken buttface photos of herself with her teddy bear a week ago.
person 2: rly? but we saw her taking chicken buttface photos of herself with her teddy bear a week ago.
by ralyyy April 01, 2010
by katarina and christy July 27, 2006
When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.
by SLB Specialist August 26, 2023
A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.
by Murph March 18, 2004
"You have the intelligence of a blueberry scone."
by pamplemousse June 04, 2003
a scone is like a josh of the pastry world. it is the most sad lifeless and gayest thing you could ever eat. it is pretty much a gay muffin
Me: dont eat that scone
Him: why not
Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do
Him: why not
Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do
by me..me November 08, 2018
I'd like to eat that scone's biscuit!
If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.
If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.
by wehrlock December 24, 2004