scone

a rude barbie-style girl, only interested in make-up, boys, hair products etc. Other features: lack of intelligence, balanced by high confidence. scones can usually be seen in groups.
person 1: i didn't realize she's a scone until i saw her crying over her broken nail.
person 2: rly? but we saw her taking chicken buttface photos of herself with her teddy bear a week ago.
by ralyyy April 1, 2010
mugGet the sconemug.

sconing

(shea)/he was just sconing.
what a girl. haha jk, ily!
by katarina and christy July 27, 2006
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Sconed

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.
Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!
by SLB Specialist August 25, 2023
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scone

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.
Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!
by Murph March 18, 2004
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scone

a type of pastry enjoyed by british folk. goes nicely with tea.
"You have the intelligence of a blueberry scone."
by pamplemousse June 4, 2003
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scone

a scone is like a josh of the pastry world. it is the most sad lifeless and gayest thing you could ever eat. it is pretty much a gay muffin
Me: dont eat that scone
Him: why not
Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do
by me..me November 8, 2018
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scone

An older woman who you would like to fuck, aka MILF. The hot mother of a biscuit.
I'd like to eat that scone's biscuit!
If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.
by wehrlock December 23, 2004
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