Scoff

A big meal. The word is used in Cape-Breton Island, Nova Scotia.

"I made a big ol' scoff, want some?"
"Sure, b'y."

by Tigerzeye December 7, 2022

Scoff

A cross between a squid and a goof

"That little scoff just goofed me for my money"
"Wheres my money you little scoff"

by Ghetto Hillbilly December 13, 2023

Scoff The Boff

Originated by immature people in boro, this involves, breaking wind, at the same time, grabbing the area behind your arsehole and making a cup effect with your hand. then placing your hand over a friend/enemys face.

*Andy Farted*... *he grabs the fart* places it over willo's mouth, and says Scoff The Boff

by Andy Gray May 6, 2004

Scoff Me

What is yelled out by someone requesting insertion by someone with a small, scoffable penis.

Your package looked pretty small in your tight pants earlier, but now I'm desperate. Scoff Me! Scoff Me! Scoff Me!

by jables April 25, 2005

SCOFF Browsers

Safari, Chrome, Opera, and Firefox. Used to collectively refer to all the major non-Internet-Explorer browsers.

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has been losing marketshare to the SCOFF browsers despite recent efforts to provide improved standards compliance.

by phredsphrend December 4, 2010

Scoff Job

blow job for fannys

I gave her a Scoff Job

by Scoff job April 27, 2022

Scoff-Law

A law that can be largely ignored or broken without consequence.

“Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”

“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”

by Christian Handersun June 22, 2022