schplucker

a wet fart which leaves tracks in one's undies

His wife wondered how many schpluckers ito took to make such a nasty underwear stain.

by 39zeke39 December 5, 2009

schalacking

Masterbating hardcore.

I gave it a quick shalacking.

by Dilan Martin April 30, 2004

Schlacking

to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.

Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.

by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008

Schalacking

Rubbing ones testicles on the forehead of a sexual companion or random person.

Man, that guy gave g a real schalacking

by BobbinHood December 28, 2005

shplack

the noise of when a goo ball hits a window/glass.

did you hear the shplack the ball just made

by slappy pappy December 22, 2007

Schpackle

When you fill up a vagina, mouth, or anal cavity with jizz.

She is so fine , I want to schpackle her !

by Ropetoto January 29, 2017

Schplock

The noise a £2 coin in a condom makes when you hit someone with it.

"Schplock"

"Ow, you bastard.You hit me with that makeshift death trap thats really a thing that you spend inserted into a cock sock"

by Sam()() January 30, 2008