i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If You Can Put It In School (Department Of Education), They Can Eat A Meat About It<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

very wise words from Sun Tzu

HEY, don’t forget to stay in drugs, don’t do vegetables, eat your school

by this username sucks April 20, 2021

James Wilson young middle school

A school where all the kids are little fucking fagots and snitch on you for the tiniest thing. If one kid vapes, FUCKING SUSPENDED. Nobody likes the sixth graders cause they’re all little snitches and try to act older then they are. A lot of the 6th graders fw ronkonkoma middle school kids suprisingly but this school is filled with rich white kids that think they’re the shit.

Bro I went to James Wilson young middle school and holy shit it was the worst I got snitched on for just saying one word

by Shhhhhidk March 29, 2019

Yough School District

A low profited school, full of weed smoking hicks, that spends all their money on sports teams who can't play.

Brandon - Whats the score for the Yough School District football game last night?

Eddie - The game or the massacre?

Brandon - What?

Eddie - 3-63

by Emmlayy2010 February 10, 2010

Young School

Older than old school. Young school trumps old school.

Eating paste...thats so young school.

by unit91 October 17, 2008

Issac Young Middle School

the dumbest school on (possibly) this entire planet! Hmm where shouuld i begin? oh yeah lets start with the kids! The kids are dumb as a pile of bricks or dog turd.The girls are complete sluts and dress like they're going to party hard and they are OLYMPIC-LEVEL BITCHES.They do nothing but start catfights with each other!,usally about a boyfriend or a facebook photo and the comments.But not all of them are bitches.Some of them and very nice and funny to be around and such.And THEY (the stupid girls)must wear forever21/ambercrombie/hollister/juicy/PINK. The boys are not much better either.They are either horny or just plain douchebags.They like to make out with the girls or touch their butt/breasts.Or they either make fun of the girls and try to beat them up.Nuff said bout the boys.the school its self is like a concrete prision.there are roaches in the locker room and smells too.And in gym class you dont even do anything! you just sit there like a rock and do nothing! suppodedly they are taking atenndence but they talk about.
The teachers are pretty decent.But some of them are sketchy....And some of them even ....you know hook up in the copy room.And the lockers are covered (on the inside) with stickers and graphiti. and the janitors curse the kids out A LOT when they step on the newly mopped floors.And the bathrooms are covered in sex talk like: I am going to suck dick today or,I am going to have sex with (insert some boys name).
DO NOT COME HERE!!!!!!!

***Football Field:12:25pm*****
Kiki:I saw you making out with Tyrone in Lincoln Park!
Chantelle:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOU ON FACEBOOK AT NEW ROC, TOTALLY WASTED!
Kiki:Oh its soo on you WHORE ASS BITCH!!
crowd: FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!
****New Gym:1:00pm****
Layla:Hey,whats up,Ricki?
Ricki:Why did you dress in your uniform?
Layla:Huh?
Ricki:You know we just sit here and do nothing in gym right here at issac,right?
Layla:No...... Im new here,remember?
Ricki:Oh, wanna talk about that new boy band?
Layla:oh....sure.
****Centre Ave 2:30pm**
Jonnie:Yo,girl wanna suck my package?
Vicki:Sure,just let me dress in my "special" clothes first..
***Copy Room 3:30pm***
Male teacher:So....what do you wanna do besides copy....
Female teacher:Well lets play teacher....(takes off clothes)
Male teacher:Oh..mmmmhmmmm......(takes off his clothes)
Penny:I know i left my coat here somewhere...
Yasmin:why dont you check the lost and found?
Penny:oh...ok!
Penny:Yo..you hear that Yasmin?
Yasmin: Oh..it sound like moaning and panting...
Penny:probably the bathroom
Penny: O MY LORD WHAT IN THE HELLS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Yasmin:Yo,penny what you yellin a- WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
Female teacher-it not what it looks lik-
Yasmin: YO MAN IS EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL HORNY OR WHAT?????
Typical Issac Young Middle School

by cupcakesandtiffany August 17, 2012