schmicker

the English corruption of the ancient (circa 1960's USA) phrase "schmuck, her." The phrase was doubly derogatory. It was used among heterosexual males to indicate worthless specimens of the species, as well as to further belittle said specimens by implying a highly effeminate nature. Eventually, an unwilligness to expend much energy on such "shmucks" prompted speakers to contract the phrase into "Schmicker," its current incarnation.

"Check out that Schmicker."

by Stud March 17, 2005

schmicker

The biggest prick who's ever lived.

Damn that Schmicker's a prick!

by schmicker's mom March 4, 2005

schnonker

A really big nose

Mark had a schnonker. It was really huge!

by HeyYall54 March 11, 2014

shmoinked

skillfully yoinked or stolen in a smooth manner

“I was about to grab a snack when I realized my brother shmoinked the chips without me noticing.”

by MAC777000 September 22, 2022

shmonker doodle

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.

The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.

by Jared Sill June 22, 2006

smoinker

This is a noun coming from the verb 'smoink'. When a group of indivisuals are experimenting with Marijuana, and one of them takes an extra turn, an extra hit, or one super-long hit, that qualifies him as a smoinker.

" Devin, just pass it. Quit being a smoinker. "

by Mictron Version1.26 October 9, 2004

Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

by Arexxx January 21, 2009