shartflip

a shart flip is when your on a toilet and the shart splashes off the water and hits your butt cheeks

Hey mom i was just on the toilet and i did a shartflip.

by moment of bruh September 24, 2020

Scharffuck

Intercourse with a girl for 5 seconds or less (with or without her knowledge) and then representing it as "sex" to your peers.

"Hey guys, Adam totally scharffucked this girl at the club last night."

by MCA October 3, 2003

schwartzulater

The guy at work named Schwartz who always seems to be able to make calculator-like computations in his head instantaneously.

Ben: Hey Tim, what's 99 divided by 27?
Tim Schwartz: 3.6, somewhere around there.
Ben: Amazing!

Tim is a schwartzulater.

by NOTMYNECK March 13, 2008

shortfully

A combination of "shortly" and "hopefully".

Winning the lottery is something that we expect shortfully.

by ogicannabis July 24, 2019

Scareful

The art of exercising caution while frightened out of one's wits.

If you're going down to the old boathouse armed only with a torch at this time of night to investigate the strange goings-on, unexplained disappearances, and terrifying noises, then just make sure you're scareful.

by OnTheFirm March 23, 2010

scareful

varying from its root careful as being caused more from an emotion of fear or being scared

Her text message to him was scarefully constructed when she received his carefully worded divorce proposal.

by 10me August 4, 2013

shartcult

a really swag group of people on instagram that is classified as the best group of friends on instagram as of 130 B.C

osomatsu: do you like shartcult
jyushimatsu: waga baba bobo

by sky 😈 November 11, 2019