sarcology

Sarcology: the study of smart asses, dickheads and the critically wittybanterof the intellectually superior.

Bill took an unexpected crash course in Sarcology as he unknowingly entered the bar with his zipper down and shirt tucked in.

by R. Jack Assman December 29, 2019

scrapology

The belief in recycling metal for self sustainability and self empowerment.

Ever since I began studying scrapology, the scrap gods have been blessing me with consistant scrap metal and wisdom.

by Junkfinder33 June 13, 2021

Swerfology

The study of the art of swerfing.

Swerfology 101 taught me that swerf is not only a word, but a way of life.

by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

Swurfology

The study of the art of swurf.

Swurfology 101 taught me that swurf is not only a word, but a way of life.

by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

snarfologist

Seat sniffing: A banal, but deeply seated appeal.

Person #1: Is that guy sniffing those seats?
Person #2: Yep. What a loser snarfologist.

by nolongerhuman November 16, 2011

scathology

The study of or obsession with shit.

That is a bunch of bovine scathology! In other words... That's a bunch of bullshit!

by Tall old gal May 29, 2022