scarecrowed

getting scarecrowed is when you put a broomstick up your ass and and then ram the other end in the dirt so your feet don't touch the ground

Virgil got a broom handle rammed up his ass by his grandad and stuck out in the cornfield homie got scarecrowed he loved it

by redemptionlost February 21, 2022

scarecrow

An empty police car found on the side of the road. Typically used to scare speeding drivers into slowing down to the speed limit.

Passenger: "Slow down, there's a cop up ahead!"

Driver: "It's fine. It's just a scarecrow."

by 1337pino October 18, 2008

scarecrowing

1. The act of killing and hollowing someone out, then stuffing their body with hay or cotton.

2. Standing in a field waiting for something to happen. Usually used as an insult.

1. Did you hear about James? Yeah, some freak scarecrowed him and left him hanging in his apartment.

2. What the fuck is grandpa doing in the yard? He's just standing there scarecrowing and staring at passing cars again.

by Hyptosis July 1, 2011

scarecrowing

When a man just lies there and makes the woman (or other man) do all the work in the sack; the male equivalent of "starfishing".

Man, I was really giving it my all, riding that dude and he was just scarecrowing. What a disappointment.

by FionaB January 11, 2014

scarecrow

1)a man with no smarts
2)a man looking for brain(blowjob, head, dome, etc.)

1-that nigga's a scarecrow
2-they call me the scarecrow, im always looking for some brain

by trent May 4, 2004

Scarecrowing

1. The act of approaching someone from behind and force punching your fist into there anus, giving the receiver the appearance of a scarecrow.

2. surprise fisting from behind.

1. last night when my girlfriend was changing I totally scarecrowed her.

2. I heard someone is running around at night scarecrowing people.

by Swee7 Chuck April 2, 2014

scarecrow

A dimwit - meant to be derogatory and applied to minorities or in reference to walking, movements that are disjointed.

He's a scarecrow just like the guy in the Wizard of Oz.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003