Sauronification

Metaphorically speaking, the spread of creeping evil over the real Earth, for example, global warming and terrorism. From Sauron, the evil ruler of Mordor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga.

Al-Qaeda's attempts to create a caliphate over the whole world is one example of Sauronification.

by pentozali July 18, 2007

Sauron

Possibly one of the greatest villains ever. He is also one of the most original (The LOTR has been around before star wars). He's pretty awesome when he sends a bunch of guys flying through the air. Nice armoured suit too. It's a shame you don't see him very often. No one really knows what his face looks like either.

1)The dark lord of Mordor and the ultimate LOTR's villain

2)Sauron is an 8ft demom with a big ass mace!

3)Creator of the one ring...TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!!

by Paul3 July 24, 2008

Sauron’s Shlong

When you and your sexual partner role play The Lord of the Rings; but you are unaware your partner has a burning infection down south of the Black Gates. This will cause anger and frustration, and a fiery sensation on your shlong.

That fucking Hobbit gave me Sauron’s Shlong

by LSDemonKid October 13, 2017

The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.

In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.

by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015

The Boobs of Sauron

1) A pair of breasts so foul, fell, evil, and ugly, that you swear you've seen the Lidless eye of Sauron afterwards.
2) The actual breasts of the Dark Lord Sauron.

Originally from Cambridge, MA.

"You're cousin had The Boobs of Sauron...I think he wants the ring still..."

by AngelicMalice April 8, 2005

Eye of Sauron

Prior to anal sex, a girl bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as far as she can while dialating her asshole so she can better reveal her anal cavity. At this special moment, you insert your penis into the opening while humming the theme song of Mordor from Lord of the Rings. As she beckons for your "orcs" you give her all your "army's strength". There may be some "soil from the battlefield" on your penis afterwards.

Bobby gave Shelley an Eye of Sauron last weekend! I heard she couldn't walk for two days and poop got all over his dick!

by sexy mango November 15, 2010

Eye of Sauron

it's on the back of the one dollar bill

the all seeing eye of sauron/horus/odin/satan/etc-etc

by wow January 28, 2006