sand job

The result of a girl attempting to give a guy a hand job, but for reasons unknown, possibly because they're mentally retarded, makes it hurt more than almost anything known to the male race. the name is self explanatory in that it feels like sand paper is actually being rubbed along your junk. may result in bleeding.

If you feel as though you are headed towards a sand job, GET THE FUCK OUT.

by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009

shandjob

similar to blow job but instead of the usual fellatio the male explicitly tells the female to lick his balls, and she proceeds to do so.

When John Doe was getting a BJ from Jane Doe he said "woman, lick my balls NOW!" and she did. His run of the mill blow job turned into a shandjob.

by Hairy Nads July 23, 2009

sand job

Giving someone a handjob with sand being used as the lubricant.

I woke up with a raw dick because michael decided to give me a sand job while i was passed out.

by tornado dave May 23, 2011

sand job

A handjob using sand paper

Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock

by the clamburgler December 12, 2012

Sand-Job

A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.

Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.

by ILikeCircles June 8, 2009

sandobal

Sandobal’s are amazing people who are SMART but cool. Sandobal’s are also very confusing so you will want to stay on there good side. But they are great friends.

Who’s that super smart guy over there,
Oh he’s a sandobal.

by Djjj12 January 19, 2021

Living Sansjob

A blowjob given to a receiver by a living skeleton, usually reanimated by a mage or warlock.

Hey did you hear John went to Louisiana to get a Living Sansjob?

Oh fuck again?

by sansjobboy69 September 30, 2020