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Sandcastle

-Noun
Another term for A member of the male anatomy, or his penis.
His gens, His shlim shlam, his wiggle tugger, his wenis
Marc: Another penis picture post... never gets old.
Lil: Oh wow that was a penis? I thought it was a sandcastle.
Marc: Omg lmfao
Lil: see? his hand looks like the sand.
by Phroom July 23, 2009
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sandcastling

The act of whining so incessantly that a medieval fortress could conceivably be built from the ample sand dunes blasting forth from your vagina.
Goddamn! Bob's been sandcastling so hard about his job, I could swear we're at the beach.
by b3s January 7, 2010
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Sandcastled

When a Runescape warlord takes lead and completely destroys your carefully sculpted pile, reducing it to 30 options spread across the face of the wilderness within a few minutes. Much like a fat ginger kid would step on your sandcastle when it is almost complete.
Tiffany just sandcastled us again...
by arma150 October 19, 2010
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Sandcastle Ejaculation

Verb - While having sex on a beach, before climax, pulling out and Ejaculating(cumming,coming) on the sand. Afterwards, you build a small castle using the sand and ejaculate.

Noun - the once sticky, now dried residue of beach sex used for the construction of sand sculptures.
Verb
'Dave, how come your sandcastle is so sturdy?'
'Well, Bob, funny you should mention come. The secret is Sandcastle Ejaculation .'

Noun
'Damn Jeff, that is one big fucking sandcastle'
'Yeah, my balls ache...I sure needed a lot of Sandcastle Ejaculate to make that tower.'
by chris kringle October 4, 2006
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sandcastle

When finishing up sex, you kick the shit out of your partner, as you would a sandcastle when you are done building it.
I sandcastled the shit outta that girl last night.
by krg007tb April 13, 2004
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Sandcastled

Verb: When a Runscape warlord takes lead and completely destroys your carefully sculpted pile, reducing it to 30 options spread across the face of the wilderness within a few minutes.
Tiffany just sandcastled us again...
by arma150 October 19, 2010
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Salvadoran Sandcastle

While having sex with a woman and she upsets you while using a condom pull out and insert your member in a cup of salt and reinsert back into the woman forcefully.
Me and Jess were booking up and she pissed me off so I gave her a Salvadoran sandcastle... Haven’t talked to her since.
by 1LoKota October 24, 2020
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