Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.
They didn’t like him having an iphone.
Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.
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They didn’t like him having an iphone.
Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.
👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021
"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"
by ___emily May 9, 2007
The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.
I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.
by John Milton the AntiTrinitarianist March 20, 2008
one of the most weird people in the world, doesnt like herb which is odd (u can buy it from maccas in a frozen coke), his spirit animal is a wHaLe and he once vomited blue stuff :) :)
by notmanaia August 2, 2018
The dog as-seen in the GIF below. It is a really nice dog, with a deep voice. You need to look him up on youtube (Samson en Gert). It is dutch, but what do you care, right? It is a program for kids, the maker (gert) fucked all of the three members of a kids-girlband called K-3. It has nothing to do with the KKK.
by YouknowwhoIamDavid March 1, 2017