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samantha noftall

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A Sleaze Whore, who's mother hates her :(
by SUAKY February 20, 2014
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Samantha Carter

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One of the hottest fucking sci-fi cahracters in the past 30 years, played by the ever talented Amanda Tapping.

Smart yet attractive, she is the male (and some female) nerd's wet dream come to life. Her brain is only matched by her chest, which slowly but surely became more pronounced as the Stargate SG1 series carried on.

When a sci-fi geek labels a woman (or should the good lord be so giving) his g/f as a Samantha Carter, it is considered one of the greatest possible compliments the geek can give the woman in question.
Geek 1 to Geek 2: "Dude, that girl I sat next to in Calc 3 class is such a Samantha Carter"

Geek 2 to Geek 1: "Yeah, but just like S.C, she's well beyond your reach"

Geek 1: "Yeah, I know. But that's why I made a replicator version of her"

Geek 2: ".....got a copy?"
by Just some semi-nerd February 26, 2011
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Samantha 38g

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The greatest BBW pornstar to EVER live. Makes me think twice about big women.
by BlessedBelow April 5, 2011
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Samantha

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Samantha is the most beautiful, amazing, stunning person you will ever meet. She's a funny social butterfly that always seems to suck you right into whatever she's doing and bring a smile on your face. It's impossible to be unhappy around a Samantha. They usually love monkeys and even when you're rolling your eyes and laughing, she's a funny, amazing, beautiful person. She's loyal and a great best friend and she isn't afraid to speak her mind and fight for what she believes in and for her friends and family.
Person 1: Who is she? She's gorgeous!

Person 2: What? That's Samantha! She's funny and amazing!
by submitterofsaidstuff November 5, 2011
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Used when someone is surprised or angry
1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!

2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!
by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016
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Samantha , a girl with class and style. loves having fun and having deep and meaningful conversations. Loves singing, dancing and acting.
That Samantha is one classy and talented girl
by Namrehs July 17, 2010
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A girl who has an extremely low self-esteem. She always tries her best to care for others and love everyone with all her heart. Don't pass her by. Take her broken wings and teach her to fly, all her life she was only waiting for this moment to arise.
Samantha's always have the biggest hearts, don't let a Samantha slip through your fingers.
by ReeRee98 April 7, 2013
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