when someone is cockblocking repeditivly
by garrett chappell August 13, 2007

SALTS is used when something isn’t funny enough to “laugh out loud” but it was funny enough to smile a little. SALTS = Smiled A Little Then Stopped. SALTS is almost always used in texting.
by Aye Yuh Chicken Nugget August 19, 2020

by MamaBurd March 27, 2012

Geoff: Hey man, you know what would make us even more white trash than we already are? Travis: What bro? Geoff: To head down to the 7-11 and pick up some bath salts. Travis: Shit dog, I been salting since last June when my sister left me.
by Franz Holden May 17, 2011

Enhanced with Sodium Chloride.
by zapple October 21, 2006


Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
by wheeler high November 19, 2007
