Salt Shaker

A slur for a person who has a fake problem.

His manager was pissed because he shook the salt over the fries at 4 inches instead of six. Dumbass muh fukkiiiiin salt shaker.

by Muh fukiiiiinnnn February 6, 2022

Salt Shaker

When you act as if you are sprinkling salt in your mouth when you are actually sucking on………..something………inappropriately

DO THE SALT SHAKER!!!

by Elizabeth Bonnet March 30, 2022

Salt shaker

A white girl that likes to throw it back whenever there’s a chance, even when it’s unnecessary, like dangerous situations

Bri chill you’re such a salt shaker right now there’s no need to shake it on top of a tree

by Wall breaker February 24, 2026

Salt Shaker Pussy

This happens when a girl has a large amount of pubic hair that resembles a temperate rainforest along with an excess amount of crabs similar to the deadliest catch. She shakes them out over random foods such as fries or eggs with a salt shaker like effect. She can also sit on a margarita glass to salt the rim.

A mudded pussy is preferable to achieve the best results.

"Bro, that nasty ass whorebag salted my fries with her salt shaker pussy."

"My fiances best feature is definately her salt shaker pussy."

by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009

Reverse Salt Shaker

a sacred abstract form of masturbation; one bends over on their knees and threads penis through tucked legs and uses both hands wrapped behind their back to jerk like a salt shaker. You know the deal, twist that mother fucker.

I saw Russel doing the reverse salt shaker last night, pretty sure Billy was assisting him as well.

by RevSalt January 23, 2022

Awkward Salt Shaker

In common usage in essex. When an awkward or tense situation arises, all tension can be examplified with this gesture, in which both hands are made into fists, placed on top of each other and rotated in opposite directions as in a salt grinder.

Man 1: Dude she's hot.

Man 2: That's my mum.

Silence.

Awkward Salt Shaker performed by passer-by.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

The Mexican Salt Shaker

The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....

When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.

by Ichwill1986 April 15, 2010