salami 

mouth wide open, mouth wide open-

“my pussy pink just like salami”

salami by oikawa toruu October 12, 2020

salami 

'Salami'

A word to describe a moment were you secretly share negative emotions towards someone who is unaware of the fact.

person1: "yeah I accidentally microwaved my pet cat"
person2: salami.
person1: "lol what?"

salami by martsanie November 8, 2020

Salami 

A very big a slimy sausage that likes locking rooms

You are such a salami

Salami by Srikes June 15, 2021

salami 

*intense monkey noises*

“what the fuck is salami doing”
“uaaghauaAGUAHHUAGhaghuagauhHauAghu”

salami by parasomnicindomie November 22, 2021

Salami 

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

Salami by The Yoted One March 31, 2022

Salami 

Dick or food

Jake: Make me a salami sandwich or else🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫. Babe I want your salami

Salami by Dick measurer April 3, 2022

Salami 

Something creamy

"uhhh~~~,I want some Salami"

Salami by Salami Bossmam May 16, 2022