salad tossing

eating out a shitty asshole with ranch dressing

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

salad tossed

being owned in some way. Can be used very often in video games

(after a superior head shot) FUCK YEA! SALAD TOSSED!

You boys ready to toss their salads?

by TDBank October 2, 2009

salad tossing

Getting your ass ate out with salad condiments

Liz dreams of tossing my salad daily.

by Madison August 12, 2004

Salad Tossing

Epistemology: Tossing is a euphemism for wanking, as you may call someone a "Tosser/Wanker" UK.
If you are tossing your salad, it means you are wanking furiously to season a salad with creamy mayo. The phrase is used in polite society as a euphemism to masturbation, and to denote that you are slightly peckish.

1: Why didn't you come to the golf course on Sunday?
2: My wife was out of town so I had to do my own salad tossing
1: Oh, are you feeling peckish? I sure could do with some crumpets right now.

by David K David June 1, 2016

Salad tossing

When you jump up and every thing jiggles until everything is numb. Then somebody eats your ass

I gave my girlfriend a good salad tossing

by Keryeet November 2, 2018

salad toss boss

The "Boss" of salad tossing. Is able to eat ass like no other, no matter how hairy or stinky said ass may be. Only a real Salad Toss Boss will have a STB tattoo.

He earned the Salad Toss Boss title after eating a bunch of stinky, hairy, dirty asshole and then bragging about it by getting an STB tattoo on his ass.

by burn0525 October 9, 2014

Seismic salad toss

The act of BBW women bouncing her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 8, 2015