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Gabillionaire

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Function: noun

Date: coined early twenty-first century

1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".


2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.
1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person

"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*



2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.
by calubflower April 1, 2009
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Shillionaire

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A person who fakes having more money than he or she actually does, and who earned the money they have by means of scams, dubious means, duplicitous shyster shit, or fake schemes.
That guy's a Shillionaire--he won't release his tax returns because he doesn't want the rest of the country who went broke at his fake real estate college to know he blew the cash he stole from them on Russian hookers, crooked lawyers, and paying off porn stars.
by Uberfut June 20, 2018
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shamillionaire

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The act of coming into more money then you could ever imagine leading someone to say " only in america "
Bell left the confines of liberty city to become a shamillionaire at the university of miami.
by PeeWee September 3, 2007
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A person who has invested a minimal or insignificant amount of money into cryptocurrency, and then acts like they are exceedingly wealthy. Scrillionaires like to tell everyone they meet that have invested into cryptocurrencies regardless of interest level or relationship with said person.
"I just bought $5.00 of Bitcoin, I'm a straight up scrillionaire!"
by Scrillionaire Boys Club January 10, 2018
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satillionare

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A status of wealth that is only held by Haresh, the king of money and prosperity
That man is so scary, he must be a satillionare
by VentasMC July 10, 2023
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