The government realized that the population was getting too large, and would cause people to starve. In an effort to aviod this, they created the virus AIDS. Well, that dosen't kill enough people, so then they created Taco Bell, but thats not killing as much as it is causing diareaha. Aha! They have a new idea. They created the Swine Flu virus and blamed it on Mexico! It's a win-win! (Or is it?)
Wash your hands, and keep clean. Don't be another victim of the government.
Wash your hands, and keep clean. Don't be another victim of the government.
by Dewit April 30, 2009
Swine Flu is a miracle that passed from Mexico to the U.S. Because of it, public schools nationwide are closing, and you can buy two pounds of bacon for $0.99.
by Overlord Oozumpti May 14, 2009
A government smoke screen to cause fear and panic while they really are trying to put the fire out on other publicly humiliating news worthy topics.
by crazy 4 tennis April 27, 2009
1) A virus contracted from Mexicans, pigs, Mexican pigs, and rich kids who went south of the border for Spring Break.
2) A disease similar to bird flu, SARS, and West Nile, in the sense that it is hyped up by the media to be an epidemic, and turns out only killing a few people.
3) When the police show up unexpectedly to ruin fun. Adapted from pig, a term for the police.
2) A disease similar to bird flu, SARS, and West Nile, in the sense that it is hyped up by the media to be an epidemic, and turns out only killing a few people.
3) When the police show up unexpectedly to ruin fun. Adapted from pig, a term for the police.
1) Rick Kid 1: "I think I got syphilis on that trip to Cancun."
Rick Kid 2: "At least it's not swine flu."
2) News Anchor: "Five more people have been diagnosed with swine flu. Run for your fucking lives."
3) Cop: "Police! Open up!"
Homeowner: "Looks like we got a case of the swine flu."
Rick Kid 2: "At least it's not swine flu."
2) News Anchor: "Five more people have been diagnosed with swine flu. Run for your fucking lives."
3) Cop: "Police! Open up!"
Homeowner: "Looks like we got a case of the swine flu."
by Swinenator7 April 29, 2009
When a person regarless of colour or gender has a sexual attraction towards Latin Americans / Mexicans.
Much like Jungle Fever.
Much like Jungle Fever.
John - Last night I fucked Selena Gomez, it was awesome.
Matt - What? man you got swine flu badd
Staci - Philippe looks really hot today..
Mary - Bitch you got swine flu, i hear its lethal
Matt - What? man you got swine flu badd
Staci - Philippe looks really hot today..
Mary - Bitch you got swine flu, i hear its lethal
by Cheezburger&Friez September 29, 2009
A seemingly understated epidemic that will claim OVER 9000 bodies. Grab the shotguns, this is going to be a zombie war.
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by xmoofyx April 29, 2009
dude #1: so how'd last night go
dude #2: alright...apparently i was schwasted and caught the swine flu.
dude #1: aww man, again?
dude #2: alright...apparently i was schwasted and caught the swine flu.
dude #1: aww man, again?
by purple david October 26, 2009