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It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.
Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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a load that should have been swallowed

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed
Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.
by dk3 December 31, 2003
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Sword Swallower

Derogatory name for a homosexual male. Or a deep throating slut could also be called this during the heat of passion.
Man that guy looks like the biggest Sword Swallower in San Francisco. Or...Bro I met this girl a the bar last night, we went out to my truck and I swear she is Sword Swallower in her spare time.
by MoodyJM August 4, 2007
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Another way of saying that someone should of been aborted.
The term your mother should have swallowed you is a derogatory insult used as vulgarity that someone uses when greatly hate them.
by superbipolar420 September 12, 2016
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FART SWALLOWER

One who places their lips against the anus of another while taking a loud ripping fart into their mouth and gulping it down
Sherry sure loves to give rip jobs. Then that bitch locked on to my ass and became my fart swallower.
by Teninch Tool August 26, 2008
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Sword swallower

A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.

When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.

Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.

Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...

He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..

"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014
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swallower

One who allows ejaculation into the mouth and proceeds to swallow the load.
Janie sucked my dick something proper last night, and hell yeah, when I came, she was a swallower.
by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004
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