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Suckage

1. When something is pulling or sucking on something very hard/ with much force
2. When something is terrible/ awful/ dreadful
3. The remaining damage after sucking on something very hard/ aggressive.
1. The toilet was reaching absolute suckage when it wouldn't stop flushing.
2. Working at a marina is the epiphany of maximum suckage.
3. After eating 69 lollipops, my mouth was left with heavy suckage.
by Biggie Lou August 1, 2022
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Butt Suckage

Trash, noise, pollution, and antisocial behavior are examples of butt suckage. The subjective experience of aversion to the environment, e.g., anxiety, nausea, anger and depression.
by hwcdesign March 2, 2010
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maximum suckage

/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.
Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.
by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 21, 2006
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The Suckage

The Suckage is a semi-religion started on the sucksforum known as www.sucks500.com
After Sucks500 was closed, the true folowers of the Suckage created another Holy Forum known as www.sucksbbs.com
Their purpose is simple: arrogant forums, stupid forums and sissi-gay forums are considered infidel and will be spammed by the Suckage.
They use proxies to perform their attacks. Comparable to a terrorist cell, these people cannot be fought, even not with the destruction of their site.
Some Suckage phrases:

That's right, that's right!
May the Puke! be with you.
(K)unt
You are a fag.
...other random words
by Terrorist Specialist February 9, 2005
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Ultimate Suckage

The ribs at that rib joint are ultimate suckage.
by droolzzz June 29, 2011
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Elite Suckage

When she give you that Super Duper Sucker Premium Deluxe Hurricane Vaccuum Seal Gawk Gawk Double Double Hand Twist 3000: Black Hole Edition; In other words, top notch immaculate head.
*texting friend while getting top*
Guy: This fine ass female givin' me head.
Friend: Bro for real? Is it good?
Guy: Dude, THIS IS ELITE SUCKAGE.
by Bacon1323 February 15, 2021
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swing out suckage

The look in your partner's eyes when you try a swing out and it sucks.
Leslie and Evadne gave me that swing out suckage look again.
by Islanddogg January 23, 2008
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