Choad Stroker

A choad stroker simply enjoys stroking other mens choads. Or lady choads.
A.K.A. Zach Mazeski

Weslee:that zach kid is a choad stroker
Trevor:ya hes pretty gay

by The Punisher ;] April 23, 2009

dash stroker

A snobby individual who determines the quality of an automobile by the quality and texture of its interior plastics with little regard for the package as a whole.

The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.

Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.

"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."

by officerk December 4, 2011

stroker

An internal combustion engine that has been modified to increase displacement by replacing the stock crankshaft with a crankshaft that has more throw. This increased throw necessitates modified pistons and usually new rods. The increase in displacement resulting from stroking an engine will almost always result in an engine that produces more torque (and HP) than the stock engine.

That car flys, it's got a stroker.

That heavy-ass Impala SS smoked those LS1's - what's he got in there? Oh yea, that car has a 383 stroker with nitrous.

by Chrissssonic June 6, 2005

Stroker

Someone who strokes; someone greifing in minecraft by using lava, fire and tnt while being invisible. Used in Master of Luck's video when trolling a squeeker. Confused by meaning Herobrine, the squeeker called himthe stroker

"Last week when playing minecraft I was griefed by the stroker.

by lord shredder August 26, 2014

cock stroker

someone who strokes cock for pleasure.

matrin m. from esaclon is a cock stroker.

by cali made June 29, 2008

stroker

One who enters a car dealership without the slightest intention to buy a car, hence wasting a salesperson's time and money.

Bob the used car salesman: Did you end up closing the deal?

Mike the used car salesman: Naaw, he was a stroker.

by Shahin January 31, 2005

Stroker

A girlfriend that will not allow you to fuck her and is only willing to give you hand jobs.

Phil: Poor Tom, his gf doesn't let him bone
Bob: Yea she's a stroker

by Jisser August 30, 2009