stonk 

To illegitimately aquire a good or service in a 'cheeky' manner.

Did you manage to Stonk paying into the nightclub?

Yeah, i managed to sneak in, and well stonked it!

stonk by Liam McBirnie October 12, 2006

stonk 

when you stalk someone when they are naked, going to the bathroom, showering, etc. keword: stonk

Reynold stonks his crush

stonk by anthonysagira September 28, 2019

Stonk 

(noun): An object/creature that is in general or at that time emitting a horrendous odor.

Taken from the pattern in the word song, a song is a noun, to sing is the action of vocalizing music, sang, is it in the past-tense as well as sung, and so the word stonk is thought of in the same sense as that of the word song.

Man, you're such a stonk!

That ham's now a complete stonk.

Stonk by The Cactus January 9, 2009

stonk 

verb.
To secretly read a book that belongs to someone and then gloat about it.

I will utterly stonk you up.

stonk by Beware, for I am a stonker! March 22, 2004

stonk 

To get a boner when excited by fat girls

"Did you see that he was rolling on the bed with that chick"

"EUGH, i saw he got a stonk on"

stonk by Will Yea October 3, 2007

stonk 

What you do to a stank.

I stonked her stank all night long.

stonk by stonkinator April 14, 2003

Stonk 

a word either used to describe a good deal of amazing marijuana or some smelly chronic.

"woah thats some stonkin' green"

Stonk by awakeandbaked February 16, 2009