stewart

A rather hyper ferret that is gay or just unusually feminine.

Your ferret is hella stewart, don't you think?

by shaynapunim420 May 18, 2006

Stewart

You have not lived till you meet a stewart. Stewarts are the greatest person to be in bad with and has a huge cock all the girl run up to him and all the boys what to be him. Stewarts are very smart.

Stewart is very sexy.

by GffjfzBueacnywsbywsvhfdub May 6, 2018

stewart

The action of loudly announcing to the whole room that one is about to defecate copiously and then leaving the room to do so.

Dick: "I'm gonna stewart!" *leaves*

Jane: "Why's he got to always stewart us?"

by SilentS February 17, 2008

Stewart

UA - Unauthorized Absence

SSgt. - "Smith"
PFC Smith - "Here"
SSgt. - "Stewart"
Sgt. Lexington - "UA!"

by JediSkilz December 19, 2008

Stewart

a dirty ass hair

I put a stewart in his hamburger.

by astew-art October 23, 2008

stewart

to look like the twins on Alice and Wonderland.

- short, stumpy, big head.

look at that guy playing basketball. compared to everyone else he looks like a stewart.

by 8 fl oz. June 13, 2010

Stewart

Usually a useless oaf. So used to lying he doesn't know who he is. Doesn't have many social skills apart from the skill to get you into bed, but not the skills between the sheets. Big and covered in hair he could be king kongs retarded brother!

That guy was such a stewart, I won't be seeing him again!

by Fruityfudge December 1, 2017