Stalk

(Virgin stalker)

a guy that's a (virgin) in his forties. Only hangs about with his parents struggles to make friends and is a (stalker)

by Forestfax71 June 14, 2019

Stalk

To stalk is to be creepy or pervy. Most notably nowadays with Facebook, Facebook stalking is when one person stalks the other persons facebook

"I think someone is stalking us"-Every girl in a horror movie ever

by AngryPhanHowell September 12, 2019

stalk

To show great love.

“Hey bro, I’m stalking you!”
“What the fuck.”

by Bordellr March 16, 2020

stalk-block

When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.

Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.

...

Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!

by pookywb December 14, 2010

Stalk Show Host

A Talk Show Host that just uses an entire "Talk Show" episode to stalk people and defame them. Like a Talk Show Host, only creepier. Typically these assholes lie constantly.

Turns out that S.T.O.L.E.N Dude is more of a Stalk Show Host than a Talk Show Host.
Yup. Dude harassed a shit load of people.

by Stalk Show Host October 23, 2019

Stalk Slip

Accidentally mentioning to an acquaintance, typically of the opposite gender, something you learned about them through Facebook stalking.

Girl: "I had a great time on vacation"
Guy: "Yeah! I hear Costa Rica is beautiful!"
Girl: "I never said anything about Costa Rica..."
Guy: "Yikes. Stalk slip..."

by 18sa May 6, 2010

Stalk Ticker

The new Facebook window in the upper right hand corner of the screen. A Facebook in your Facebook, so you can use Facebook while you use Facebook. A play on words with "Stock Ticker".

"Damn, I hate this new Stalk Ticker window on Facebook, I don't need that many updates"

by I<3pseudonyms1234 September 21, 2011