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Sprite Cranberry 

SpriteCrannberry is the best pop ever.

People love to sell it.

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Sentence One:
A Stranger comes up to JKMN (Noel) and asks "Do you wanna Sprite Cranberry?"

Your walking down the street, like every other normal winter day. In the distance, you hear a faint "Its the thirst, Thirstiest time, of the year. Someone then proceeds to jump out at you and scream "DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"

Sprite Cranberry Day 

December 24 (aka Christmas eve) is national Sprite Cranberry. Go to your local walmart and pick up a box of Sprite Cranberry and share it with your friends and family.
Guy #1: Dude it’s Christmas Eve!!

Guy #2: You know what that means...
Both: Sprite Cranberry Day!!

Lebron James: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
Sprite Cranberry Day by memer_22 November 11, 2019

Sprite Cranberry. Com 

Sprite Cranberry. Com is a website that will send you to a video of a person showing a dogs anal gland.
Person 1: Aww man dude have you gone on Sprite Cranberry. Com?
(Watches)

Person 2 : DUDE WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!!!!

Sprite cranberry spice 

It tastes like a Juan’s cock on a Tuesday
This sprite cranberry spice tastes like Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

Want a sprite cranberry? 

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

Wanna Sprite Cranberry 

It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ayy, yeah)
I have just one query (What's that?)
Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh)
The answer is clear