Sploop

When you do a big poo and some toilet water gets on your bum

I did a sploop

by Globobby October 2, 2019

Splooping

When one tries to put a flaccid or only semi-erect penis into someone else’s hole

“Babe, it’s not going in. You’re splooping.”
“Sorry babe maybe if you suck it a little.”

by derek fuck January 11, 2021

Sploop

Sperm, blood, and poop. Is what you call sploop

Smells like sploop in her who's been having butt sex in hear dam it stinks

by Chaotic316 April 25, 2023

Splooped

A lesser form of burnout

The human equivalent of a melting ice cream cone

“I’m so splooped after today, I just wanna collapse into my bed”

by RandomnesssE November 21, 2023

Sploop

Sloop is a name chosen only by beings equal with god. Only such divinity would appreciate the deeper meaning this singular strand of scribbles entails. The history, the references, the lore, all coalesce into but a word spoken exclusively by those worthy.

"Imagine being a mortal unable to say the word Sploop"
"Lmao, I wanna Sploop all over their asses rn."
"Hey look, it seems that bitch is abt to say it. Get ready to decimate his ass the moment it comes out his mouth"
An average conversation by 2 gods

by Axalcyst September 13, 2023

Sploop

A mixture of splooge (ejaculate) and poop in the anal cavity thanks to anal

Me and my wife havent have sex in a while, but when she forgot to flush, I saw it was sploop

by catchingfire3 April 3, 2020

Sploop

When sperm blood and poop mix and make a light pink creamy paste that brother fucking whores fiend for when their high on seamen thay swallow from blowing their boy friends brother

What's that pink stuff all over Courtney's face.
That's sploop from her fucking all her boyfriends brothers it's a mix of sperm blood and poop she can't get enough of it

by Bj from the block July 20, 2022