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splashy john 

A splashy john is when there is a puddle of pee/water/god-knows-what under a urinal from the previous users of the urinal. A splashy john is especially disgusting if you are at a pool or a place where you are not wearing shoes. One way to avoid the puddle on a splashy john is to spread your legs so your feet are on either side of the puddle instead of taking a leak with your legs together which would mean that both your feet would be in the puddle.
"Timmy did you use the bathroom?"
"Fuck naw mommy! I got a splashy john!"
splashy john by poopy butt January 20, 2015
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splashy fish 

Why did they have to make (splashy fish) another remake
splashy fish by Eminen February 21, 2014

Splashy Tummy 

The sensation you get when you drink a lot of liquid, the tummy becomes "splashy" and can be sloshed at will.
Man, I just drank so much cold pop I've got splashy tummy
Splashy Tummy by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

splashy ding ding 

Another term for diarrhea.
Origin: the sounds diarrhea makes when it hits the toilet water.
We ate White Castle last night and now I have to splashy ding ding.

Splashy Bashing 

OMG JUST HAD A SPLASHY BASHING SESSION IN THE TUB DUDE!
Splashy Bashing by Leol307 May 17, 2011

splashy_official

: ayo did you see splashy_officials new video?
: no but ill check them out!
splashy_official by killa_j November 27, 2021

splashy prince 

A young male who ejaculates (splash) on young boys
That kid just got a splashy prince from the old man across the street
splashy prince by Jason dogan August 12, 2017