Smeggy Egg

An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.

To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.

by JTPop December 31, 2023

smuggy smeggy

a smelly mug covered in smeg

my friend smelled awful, just as if he was a smuggy smeggy

by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023

smeggy mitchell

When a man puts his unwashed penis through the stretched out earlobe of another person

I gave my girlfriend a smeggy Mitchell last night

by Intigo_montaya October 07, 2021

smeggy penis

when your penis starts making cheese

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"

by stuart the supa cool September 07, 2018