Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
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Tom: “Did you hear about Harry?”
Fred: “No man. What did he do now?”
Tom: “The dude’s totally gone sheen. Last week he was out partying like a rock star, trashing hotel rooms and sleeping with strippers.”
Fred: “No man. What did he do now?”
Tom: “The dude’s totally gone sheen. Last week he was out partying like a rock star, trashing hotel rooms and sleeping with strippers.”
by The Empress 4 May 2, 2011
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Muna is a Seenderella, that is why she never text back. Maybe you can get her a pair of shoes and she'll be your Cinderella.
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Get the selener mug.Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16, 1971 – March 31, 1995) was an American singer, songwriter, spokesperson, businesswoman, model, actress, and fashion designer. Referred to as the "Queen of Tejano music", her contributions to music and fashion made her one of the most celebrated Mexican-American entertainers of the late 20th century. Billboard magazine named her the top-selling Latin artist of the 1990s decade, while her posthumous collaboration with MAC cosmetics became the best-selling celebrity collection in cosmetics history.2 Media outlets called her the "Tejano Madonna" for her clothing choices.a She also ranks among the most influential Latin artists of all time and is credited for catapulting a music genre into the mainstream market.78
She signed with EMI Latin in 1989 and released her self-titled debut album the same year, while her brother became her principal music producer and songwriter.
Selena was shot and killed on March 31, 1995, 16 days before her 24th birthday, by Yolanda Saldívar, her friend and the former manager of her Selena Etc. boutiques.Two weeks later, Texas Governor (and future US President) George W. Bush declared Selena's birthday Selena Day in Texas.
She signed with EMI Latin in 1989 and released her self-titled debut album the same year, while her brother became her principal music producer and songwriter.
Selena was shot and killed on March 31, 1995, 16 days before her 24th birthday, by Yolanda Saldívar, her friend and the former manager of her Selena Etc. boutiques.Two weeks later, Texas Governor (and future US President) George W. Bush declared Selena's birthday Selena Day in Texas.
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Get the Selena Quintanilla mug.If you ever find a Sheena born in April you can thank your lucky stars. Never let her go. Sharp mouth, sassy ways and walk will draw you in. Her smile, joy and playful ways will make you forget your true age. When you see her she lights up the room without even saying a word.
Mother, wife and best friend. Marriage material. You will never find a humble and loving person again. You will never find a women that will love and care for you like she does. She will always be proud of the man that's in her life. Sheena is perfect and diverse. Patient and understanding. She can be sexy, beautiful, cute, pretty and hot. This lady is once in a lifetime. If she steps into your life be prepared for change. She will open you up to a whole new wave of emotions. She will show you why it never worked with anyone else. A gift from the universe to you something that can never be bought. She will cherish you and fight for you. Courage and strength is the foundation. She will guide you through your darkness. She will stand by your side no matter what life throws at you. Honest and loyal to a fault, never betray or lie to you. Always gives more than she gets. When Sheena tells you that she loves you never take her for granted. If you don't feel it, let her go, if the universe sends her back to you treat her like gold. Passion, love, compassion and affection this beautiful beast of a lady will set your heart on fire if you open up your true self to her. She is the one that will complete you.
Mother, wife and best friend. Marriage material. You will never find a humble and loving person again. You will never find a women that will love and care for you like she does. She will always be proud of the man that's in her life. Sheena is perfect and diverse. Patient and understanding. She can be sexy, beautiful, cute, pretty and hot. This lady is once in a lifetime. If she steps into your life be prepared for change. She will open you up to a whole new wave of emotions. She will show you why it never worked with anyone else. A gift from the universe to you something that can never be bought. She will cherish you and fight for you. Courage and strength is the foundation. She will guide you through your darkness. She will stand by your side no matter what life throws at you. Honest and loyal to a fault, never betray or lie to you. Always gives more than she gets. When Sheena tells you that she loves you never take her for granted. If you don't feel it, let her go, if the universe sends her back to you treat her like gold. Passion, love, compassion and affection this beautiful beast of a lady will set your heart on fire if you open up your true self to her. She is the one that will complete you.
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