Slammin' Wagon

A vehicle of station wagon type typically used to perform intercourse within. To be classified as a slammin wagon, the vehicle must have the ability for the back seats to be lowered, have enough space for a variety of sexual positions, have dodgy suspension so the sexual motions are greatly exaggerated to outside observers, whilst still have the ability to perform drifties. Slammin' wagons have been known to be very romantic and comfortable places for sex, with the earliest 'Slammin' Wagoners' dating back to 1982 in their Subey's, the most versatile vehicle ever built.

Stupid, whiney, obscenely hot women: "I've had it with this party, I'm tired. Do you have a bed for me?"
Player who know's how it's done: "Nope, but I do own a slammin' wagon."
Girl: "OMG, I want you inside me."

by kingoftheslammers July 13, 2012

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Slammin' Lefty

Slang for an erection.

Rob: Dude, I saw this totally hot chick the other day.
Steve: Really? How hot?
Rob: I got a slammin' lefty over her, no jokes.

by steffimetal March 27, 2009

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Slammin' Tammies

A tampon, soaked in alcohol, is inserted into a vagina or rectum. The alcohol is absorbed by the vaginal or anal lining causing intoxication.

Bro #1: Hey bro! Shove this tampon up your ass!
Bro #2: Fuck yeah Bro! Love Slammin' Tammies!

by beeradz August 2, 2012

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slammin sammy

This is a term of affection given to those who are named Sam, Samuel, Samantha or otherwise. This refers to someone who is excellent in sales, influence and excellence in whatever he or she chooses to pursue in their endeavors.

Boy! Slammin Sammy is at it again. What a great sale.

by The Titan of Phones August 27, 2016

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