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shitsale cowboy

n. A person who wanders flea markets, yard sales or other junk sales in boots, jeans or overalls, and the required cowboy hat. "vintage" (worn out) rock or country tour t-shirts are common. Unkempt, hairy appearance is a must. This person may smell of beer and cigarettes. He or she will never buy anything but may offer a ridiculously low bid on an item just to appear to have money.
I can smell that shitsale cowboy from 50 feet, and he'll probably offer me $5 for this tool box too.
by bigdealer May 21, 2009
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shitfaced cocksucker

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.
<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.
by no_one_2000 June 3, 2005
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shit sauce

Boss: "You have to work on New Years Eve"
Employee "shit sauce"
by Stephen W. January 8, 2008
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Shitfacebooking

When you are very Intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would NEVER post if you were sober.
Frank: "What the hell dude"
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)
by chuckerman September 20, 2009
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shitfaced

Being so unbeliveably drunk that you may black out or pass out and you may begin making very bad deicisons. In other words, a fucking good time
OH MY GOD, i got so shitfaced at that party i passed out in a red wagon!!!!
by Johnny211 October 24, 2006
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Shitfacedbooking

Facebooking while drunk. Kind of like drunk dialing, but lonelier.
"I did some shitfacedbooking last night and may have lost a few friends."
by TCPDX September 2, 2009
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shitsucker

A person who sucks on another ones shit.
Your such a shitsucker!
by Buttrape Johnson March 1, 2008
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