ghetto scholarship

Four years in the state pen

Threee gangstas in my class got a full ride ghetto scholarship

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Hoodrat Scholarship

The financial support a man gives his deadbeat baby mama that won't leave because she would have to start paying her own bills. This predator also likes to complain and blame others for all of their problems.

Yo Nigga, yo bitch won't leave because she's got full ride on dat HOODRAT SCHOLARSHIP!

by MemphisB December 9, 2019

Beauty scholarship

Crash and burn component to poorly executed flirt.

Hot girl: "i'm trying to get accepted in to vandelay state to study medicine next year."

Virgin: "Oh, you could get accepted easily... on a beauty scholarship.

by nerd observer November 20, 2014

21st century scholarship

The scholarship that you tell all your friends you have but u actually only have it cause your parents are broke.

Guy #1: Hey dude I got the 21st Century Scholarship!

Guy #2: Oh you mean the pity scholarship?

by Ayeskyzone December 16, 2017

Scholarstrip

When someone (usually of the female gender) pays for their education by stripping.

Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."

Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."

Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."

by Phill Latio September 22, 2007

scholarshipping

the act of looking at a scholarship website and praying that something applicable will turn up. then mailing out countless applications in hopes that someone else will be kind enough to pay your substantial college debts for you

I wasted a perfectly good Saturday scholarshipping by writing a fictitious letter to my congressman about suggestions for controlling overpopulation in the United States for the Negative Population Growth (NPG) scholarship

by faerie16 March 29, 2009

scholarhistorian

Someone who is a pseudo-intellectual. The absolute bottom-barrel of people on the internet. Based on a non-existent discipline, it parodies people who believe they have complete academic authority over topics while having no formal insight. Usually used to describe Wikipedians, it can also be used for Twitter personalities, politicians and online figures.

Did you know that LilianaUwU spends 8 hours a day reverting vandalism on Wikipedia? What a scholarhistorian, he doesn't even get paid for it.

by qwdkjnafkjn389 March 20, 2023