s.o.s.

can stand for:
some one sexy
some one smart
some one super
some one's shit
same old shit
some other shithead
some one suxs
someone on shit
sane only sometimes
I <3 s.o.s.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by My name goes here? December 04, 2005
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S.O.S.

A military acronym for cream-chipped beef meaning "Shit On Shingles". (Shingles referring to toast)
Awh damn, S.O.S. in the mess AGAIN?!
by Jaekwon Hudd-E January 25, 2011
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S.O.S.

Sorry for all you ignorant baboons, S.O.S. DOES NOT STAND FOR ANYTHING IT IS JUST AN INTERNATIONAL SIGNAL USED FOR DISTRESS SITUATIONS!
by TheOneWingedAngel August 31, 2008
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S.O.S.

1. A song by Teen Pop sensations Jonas Brothers.
2. Someone Over Shoulder....like if anybody is IMing or chatting someting personal with someone and someone comes and watches you IM or Chat...you can say S.O.S and change the topic till the person's gone.Then you gotta say S.O.S.G for S.O.S gone
1.Peggy: OMJ!! I love S.O.S!!
Alyson: OMJ me too!!!!!!!!
2. Chelz123: So..r u goin on the date with the senior??
Ravy1234: S.O.S
Chelz123: How much did you score in the science test??
Ravy1234: S.O.S.G yeah
Chelz123: cool!
by Miley Jonas April 22, 2008
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S.O.S

stands for "sausage-on-scene" meaning a girl who has a boyfriend.when guys first meet girls they will always investigate whether she has an S.O.S either leading to either a chance to hook up or a b-bomb
guy1-damn jenn is so hot, i would love to get with her
guy2-i know, shame shes got an S.O.S
by jay31189 April 01, 2011
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Anal S.O.S

Light pressure tappy taps that are applied directly to the b-hole. It’s like tapping a S.O.S button but the button is the anus.
According to experienced users of anal S.O.S the best outcome is proceeded by light pressure taps to the b-hole during a blowy or intercourse and just as your partner is about to cum you push hard and hold…and apparently magic happens… You may see unicorns people.
Variations are allowed…some users may prefer 3 light pressure taps followed by two firm taps and so on…honestly the possibilities are endless. Multiple fingers can be used or a combination of fingers, knuckles, and or a fist…it’s really up to the individual!
While giving a blowy she did a reach around for a little Anal S.O.S.

He was having a hard time cumming so he called out for an Anal S.O.S to help relieve him.

That Anal S.O.S caused quite an explosion.

He was experiencing whiskey dick and called for an Anal S.O.S to help get his penis moving.
by ChandBob April 13, 2023
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Shiney Object Syndrome: is wide spread in women throughout the world namely America, it is a need for Bling, shiney and sparkley objects to adorn their bodies with, such as clothes, jewelry, purses, cell phones and just about any and all fashion accessories!
I can't walk through the mall without having to stop every five feet because of Michelle's S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) , she catches all the sparkle and bling with her peripheral vision and has to stop at every store!
by Jane Nazrat September 17, 2009
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