S.O.B

Shorthand for the phrase 'Son Of a Bitch' (A.K.A Mike)

Girl: Mike why do you always have to be a SOB?
Mike: What's that?
Girl: Sorry forgot dogs don't speak english...

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

S.O.B

Stretched out butt hole

Shes a S.O.B.

by .REDDINGNORTENIA::530 July 23, 2015

s.o.b.

well, it all started at snake road. we were playing a game and this cute boy tried to steal my flag, and i said, "son of a bitch!" cuz i'm just vulgar like that, and the name has stuck ever since as a code name.

"ahhh... i saw s.o.b. in his baseball uniform, so hot..."

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

S.O.B

Stick on barnicle -

1.People who persistently latch themselves on to your life for no reason at all.

2. A persistent ex-boyfriend that keeps bugging you months later.

1.Every time I go to the gym the same S.O.B tries to talk to me.

2. Martin, that loser still tries to talk to me. What an S.O.B!

by louise_1 September 11, 2007

S.O.B

from the song teabag when a gurl is Sucking on Balls

I call her S.O.B cause see be suckin on my balls.

by Jazmynne May 1, 2006

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.

It goes: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil cause I'm the meanist S.O.B. in the valley.

Do you know the S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm?
S.O.B. version of the twenty third psalm.

by Deep blue 2012 August 20, 2010