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T.O.F.T.S.

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.
by Japcola April 21, 2011
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t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.
by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020
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A.F.F.T.S

Angel Fallen From the Sky

A compliment to say to someone
by Word Creator 26 April 10, 2009
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T.O.F.T.S.

I can't stay up late for The Office marathons anymore. I'm T.O.F.T.S.
by Alucrix28 October 21, 2009
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S.T.F.U.

An abbreviated form of:

Shut The Fuck Up

Often used in the popular internet comic "Little Gamers" and on internet message board and chat rooms across the nation.
The Sims is teh suxorz.
S.T.F.U!!!!11
by molly November 15, 2003
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j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o

im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o
by izzballzzz August 7, 2023
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S.T.F

"S.T.F." is the acronym for "Seed To Finish."
All their cannabis products are, "S.T.F.," they grow the cannabis, process and sell
by emilejfagerstromiv July 3, 2019
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