rugby

A thugs game played by gentlemen. The worlds greatest game, not like the pussyish 'sports' of football(socccer) and american football. In rugby you don't wear girly padding and you definatly don't go down if someone breathes on you (soccer). There is no stabbing in the back, what happens on the pitch stays on the pitch. Basically, in rugby the two teams kick the shit out of each other for 80 minutes and then they go and talk about what a great time it was in the clubhouse over copious amounts of beer. Also if there is a fight, no-one stands around watching, no no no, they all pile in for a good old scrap.

As a sport, rugby shits all over all other 'sports'.

by pimp master c April 29, 2005

a rugby

When a woman goes to have a sex change, but it goes wrong. Subsequently they end up with two vaginas rather than a penis

Oh my god, I heard Paula ended up with a rugby!

by Randalberry September 25, 2015

Rugby

The best time you'll have with 13 other guys and a hooker.

Rugby is a game of possession.

by jumbalaya October 08, 2012

rugby

A game where punching, kicking, Stamping on somebody's head isn't totally frowned upon

by ... muahaha? June 22, 2003

rugby

A hooligan's sport, played by gentlemen. A sport in which the select few athletes that can compete in such an activity are looked upon as homosexuals by those who cannot. (Note: above definitions)

by Steele August 07, 2003

Rugby

The game they play in heaven.

Rugby (noun). The game they play in heaven.

by sickchops November 24, 2005

rugby

We spend our spare time getting bashed, crunched, punched, stood on, gouged, bitten, crushed, twisted and bent.

And we love it. I don't see a problem with it.
(R. Hurst 2006)

Q: What do you call people who watch rugby players?
A: Backs

by grimmice April 25, 2007