rugby union

the shite version of rugby played by posh upper-class southerners who are scared so they boot the ball upfield when they recieve it so they dont get hurt, it is proper boring 2 watch + contains alot of stupid rules eg. a lineout,ruck.
northerner: fancy a game of rugby?

southerner: i hope you dont mean league? im scared of playing that! can we play rugby union instead?

northerner: "fuck off ya faggot! are you a man or mouse?"
by toughestgameofall June 23, 2007
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rugby union

A game now loved by millions of fans who saw no interest in the tedious game until England won the Rugby World Cup.

Also see GloryHunter fans....
by Hetherington Out December 10, 2003
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rugby union

A dull game in which 2 chaps compete to see how long they can keep a ball in the air. There are 28 other blokes on the pitch at the same time, they roll around on the floor a lot but as the ball seems incidental to them it has never been made clear if they are part of the game or not. One other strange facet of the game is the bloke who keeps up a constant note on his whistle, presumably in an attempt to distract the 2 chaps keeping the ball in the air.

In France the game is usually played by wife murderers, in Australia by Quokka chuckers and in England by uncoordinated oafs who appear in court a lot.
Are you going to watch the rugby union game?
No, I am due in court for assault.
by James Monger March 01, 2008
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Women's Rugby Union

"wow, she's an awesome rugby player, much better than any man! Women's rugby union is a proper sport!"
by rugger girl March 06, 2009
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