Rubioner

When an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about, seeing highlights, or attending a a game of Ricky Rubio that they become aroused, or excited and get a Rubioner. Exclusively found in the Minneapolis/St Paul Metropoliton, with potential to spread worldwide.

I totally have a Rubioner right now after I just saw Ricky make that no-look behind the back pass.

by Too EZ January 1, 2012

El Rubio

Living ATM/Bank located in the Caribbean coast of Colombia commonly visited by Russian mercenary Pavel.

Pavel: A man like Mister El Rubio would rather die than give up his lifestyle. You know what we call this kind of man in Russia? ATM MACHINE!! Ahahahahha! Boop boop, boop boop!

by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022

Rabiosexual

A rabiosexual is someone attracted to rabies and rabies infected people. Rabies is a disease that attacks the central nervous system and is most often found in wild animals and usually results in death. After a Tumblr blog made a parody LGBT pride flag for the group, many of the site's users began to sarcastically champion "Rabies pride," though it was unclear if all participants were sarcastic.

"I survived the rabiosexual epidemic of 2018"

by Arctic_Ghost August 15, 2018

the rubio

Shitting in a mouth and then watching a friend fuck the mouth to climax.

After a hard night of drinking, my friend and I decided to give the Rubio to my wife.

by Lex Hamilton January 15, 2016

Rubio Reach Around

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.

Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*

by JewBoy98 February 15, 2020

Rubinstein

A Rubinstein = Goat They are probably Godly at sports and every thing possible They are the King of the world If there name is Robert Then they are for sure Drip Lords U should probably get a autograph from them now cause it will be worth more then the world in a few years and is very very handsome probably

R.Rubinstein is a king and can’t be stoped on The Football Feild and the Basketball Court

by Da Drip GOD December 16, 2020

Rubisco

An obese woman with a minimum weight of 500lbs that plays World of Warcraft all day everyday.

This typical woman is unemployed, uneducated, and lives in a trailer. She will also flirt behind her boyfriends' back in order to get food and snacks from unsuspecting men.

Her picture is known for making men vomit on site.

She is also horrible at video games because of all the food residue constantly on her fat fingers. Her keyboard is known for having KFC chicken and burger meat under neath the keys.

1)

Guild Chat: 'What happened to all the food in the guild bank?'
Rubisco: 'Sorry, I ate it. It just looked so good.'

2)
Lugash: 'Didn't I just spend $200 at the grocery store today?'
Rubisco: *burps* 'Yeah, hun, you did.'

by Voodooi June 26, 2010