the rubio

Shitting in a mouth and then watching a friend fuck the mouth to climax.

After a hard night of drinking, my friend and I decided to give the Rubio to my wife.

by Lex Hamilton November 11, 2015

rubio

Spanish for blonde, often referring to a person. Kinda like blondy. Can also refer to skin tone, like blanco

Yo Rubio, venga aquí!

by The CupCake November 10, 2007

Rubio

n. a verbal beat-down resulting in the transformation of its target into a self-hating, parasitic shadow of a person
v. to give someone a rubio

- OMG, Donald handed him the worst rubio I’ve ever seen!

- Yeah, Marco got rubio’d in a big way. He’s been a major Drumpf eater ever since.

by ciabrat February 8, 2020

Rubios

When your glad, but sad. When your telling the truth, but still lying. When you eyes are open, but still closed .

Most frequently used in Gothenburg.

DAMN why are u talking like that? That s#!& weird.
-YO u wanna fight or wanna hug?? I think I can see you hold on. I THINK IM RUBIOS!

by kakmonster October 5, 2018

rubio

columbian for traitor.

i thought he was my friend but in the end, he was a rubio.

by fomersoflabff August 13, 2010

rubio

verb
To rubio is to kill all chances of reaching a higher office, especially in politics. Past tense: "rubioed"

"Representative Smith just rubioed. His constituents will never support his senate race after that comment..."

by Deadly44 September 26, 2013

Rubio

An extreme state of deep sleep created after scamming somebody 30k and they catch you slipping in daytona

Man im so tired cant wait to go rubio tf out when i get home.

by John sema June 4, 2018