RUB

To possess a Random Uncontrollable Boner.

I politely declined Ms. Smith's invitation to come up to the blackboard for I had a RUB.

Sitting next to the old lady playing bingo, suddenly I got a RUB. DAMN!

by Shagmaster D September 30, 2005

Rubbing

The act of rubbing. To rub an object firmly back and forth.

I clean the table by rubbing an old rag across it.

by imaguythatknowswhatwordsmean March 6, 2015

RUB

stands for "randomly unprovoked boner" Or when a guy gets hard for no apparent reason. Happens a lot in high school

"Dude I was in chemsitry class and got on of the biggest RUB's in my life."

by Tudou April 5, 2010

rub

verb - sexual activity short of intercourse, often used to vaguely describe encounters.

-Dude, I saw you talking to that chick at the bar, did you hit that?
-No, I just rubbed on her.

by Salty Skillz April 18, 2006

The Rub

The bottom line; essentially, "This is what it comes down to." Mentioned in the movie "Swingers", subsequently mentioned in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire."

Everyone has a different idea about how to fix the economy, but here's the rub."

"So that's the rub?" "That's the rub."

by Balkthor April 4, 2009

rubs

A short-hand version of saying rubbish.

"man that film was so rubs"

by Alex H January 29, 2005

no rubs

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse without a protective device (i.e. condom).

I'm going to bang that bad bitch no rubs.

by T-Willy November 14, 2006