When you're at work and can't leave your desk but you have to get off so you pull up close to the front of your desk and put your hand down your pants, and pull one off right there.
Yo Craig why'd you get fired? Man my boss reported me to HR for pulling a Hand Rosenberg to the new secretary!
by Vulture21 January 25, 2017
A Rosenberg dinner is basically leftovers. What didn’t get eaten today and what got thrown in the dumpster today, will end up in tomorrow’s soup. If you didn’t get heartburn from your meal, you for sure got the shits. The kind of shits you piss out if your asshole.
A Rosenberg dinner is usually undercooked and tasteless.
A Rosenberg dinner is usually undercooked and tasteless.
by svinaktig July 14, 2021
That girl is an eden rosenberg.
by Annabelle holdsworth November 05, 2020
by Hoe and Beau October 22, 2003
When with a woman, or about to be with a woman, your penis shrinks so as to prevent performance
or
blowing way too early so that your girlfriend leaves you as soon as she sees it, also called Pulling a Rosenberg
or
blowing way too early so that your girlfriend leaves you as soon as she sees it, also called Pulling a Rosenberg
Isaac: Dude I heard that guy couldn't get hard for his smoking hot girlfriend.
Shay-Shay: Ya man he's got the Rosenberg Syndrome so bad!
Shay-Shay: Ya man he's got the Rosenberg Syndrome so bad!
by Messy A April 15, 2011
one of if not the sexiest men of all time. irresistible to women and good at everything he does including and especially sport. he is the likeliest to become a professional sportsmen and fucks nightly
1. your a rafe
2. god
3. defined as the literal meaning of god and GOAT mixed
4. so I was driving down the road and I saw a rafe rosenberg
2. god
3. defined as the literal meaning of god and GOAT mixed
4. so I was driving down the road and I saw a rafe rosenberg
by nooooooooooooosh February 19, 2021
You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.
The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”
by svinaktig July 06, 2021