devil's reach-around

The act of scoring in fifa after stealing the ball from your opponents goal kick

Yoo mr. White did you see that awesome devil's reach-around?

by devil's reach-around June 12, 2015

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Spider roach

A man who’s name is usually Miguel.

Man who is obsessed with dead creatures, and is usually emo.

“Oh my god, I saw Spider Roach and his odd dead friends”

by Gay fruit April 6, 2023

Soap rapes Roach

In a hidden Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Easter egg, Soap approaches Roach and shoots him in the foot and proceeds to rape him. Turns out soap is gay. This Easter egg is top secret and only a handful of Call of Duty franchise fans have been able to complete it.

“Yo did you do that Call of Duty Easter egg?”

“Nah what is it”

“Basically soap rapes roach! I guess he was gay”

“I think I saw that on the news”

by Fella slime October 10, 2020

Sea Roach

A Warren nigga. Talks to girls even if he has a girlfriend, broke as hell, ugly as hell, & no morals or respect. Just plain dumb asf. Stay away from them thassit.

"These warren sea roaches be everyway girl, you can't miss em"

by Veah and summer February 4, 2021

Superman a Roach

To superman a roach is the act of smoking a marijuana joint until it is basically too small to be smoked any more (more commonly known as a 'roach'), and then inhaling sharply and releasing grip on the roach, swallowing it.

"Do you guys know where 7-11 is?"
"He just swallowed (superman'd) the roach, mothafuckaa"

"Bro, you gotta superman a roach lol"
"Hell yeah man I totally forgot that was a thing... hold up I'm about to actually do that, sounds like a great idea"

by McFarthus Hernestwayington Sr. August 1, 2016

Spider roach

A person who is an emo necrophiliac, and playboy all in one. Usually goes by the name Miguel.

“Ugh, there goes Spider roach again with a new chick. He probably imagines her dead.

by funny guy lol April 6, 2023