collin rimmer

A disgusting mix of a fat child and a groomer. Collin often takes children to the Trafford centre to the food court. Rimmer took GCSE cookery making him “The gay baker”

First a french word then English. I can’t believe man he was once a fat child and now a grommer making him a Collin rimmer

by Reaney February 21, 2019

salt rimmed dick

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i want tippitys salt rimmed dick

by horny4tippity December 29, 2020

Rimmer

Rimmer, the name of once of the companions of the last human alive David Lister from Red Dwarfas british sitcom. His full name is Arnold Judas Rimmer and failed the astro-navigation exam no less than 13 times. He is dispised by all but in one episode of Red Dwarf his much more dashing self from another Dimension appears, Ace Rimmer who everone, Except Arnold J Rimmer, likes.

Rimmer = A total Smeg Head

"Mister Rimmer sir, i would like to take this oppertunity to say that You are the most obnoxious, trumped up, flirty little smeg head, it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!"

by Red Dwarf No.1 Fan! May 13, 2005

rimmed

toss your salad, be eaten out, have you ass licked.

i would like to be rimmed.

by steve-o21 January 13, 2006

rimmer

Someone who licks around the ass-hole 'rim'.

Jane is a rimmer. ew

by Hot Cherie Baby September 20, 2005

jack the rimmer

A male who repeatedly gives rimjobs to unsuspecting victims - Rape rims them. Pretty much a serial rim rapist.

oh na man, don't be mates with steve, he's jack the rimmer

by jacktherimmer March 31, 2007

rimmer

1. someone who literally licks someone's asshole
2. somone who figuratively licks somone's ass (sucking up)

1. "she reckons he's a rimmer"
2. Heath's a rimmer he only came to qcs party to suck up and get the apprentiship

by gcc September 21, 2005