A short, red headed, leprechaun looking person who is known for voicing their opinion regarding issues no one cares for. Tends to hang out near public schools and often spends their free time volunteering at local day cares and play grounds. Moves up in life by dry humping the legs of their superiors, and constantly drinks vodka, their choice of preference at night when they need to relax with the children. A Risenhoover's preferences includes a 9 by 9 cement room with toiletries and stripped clothing, their favorite trend. They are very eco- friendly and refuse to polute the air, in fear of harming the underage minor. Therefore they walk around shackled with private security 24/7. Enjoys dark nurseries with Beethoven playing in the background. Great with children, but horrible with marriages. Very easy going.
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"That guy is creepy! He goes everywhere with all those girls. Who is he?"
"Oh that's just a Risenhoover."
"That guy is creepy! He goes everywhere with all those girls. Who is he?"
"Oh that's just a Risenhoover."
by old old old boy July 9, 2012
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All the boys screem for riesen!
All the boys screem for riesen!
by Shyshygotswag March 13, 2017
Get the riesen mug.When you're with your usual circle of stoner buddies, and one of them invited someone who, unfortunately, still has their stonerginity, let's call this person Satchewski. You proceed to smoke the usual amount with your friends, but forget about the lightweight in the room who gets completely blasted. You and your friends are trying to have a conversation, but Satchewski keeps interupting with unintelligible stoner babble, so you give him a chocolate, preferably a riesen(so it takes longer to eat).
It is cruel, but is a necessary part of the stoner kingdom.
It is cruel, but is a necessary part of the stoner kingdom.
When smoking pot with a lightweight, always remember to bring some chocolates, just in case they need to be "given a riesen."
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Every time I talk with her it is like a glimpse of heaven.
Every time I talk with her it is like a glimpse of heaven.
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