riston

loves small furry mammals... loves having his shining face superimposed on animals and/or babies pictures.

My name is Riston and I LOOOOOOVE nothing more than Wesley Crusher's tight gluts! "Wonnnnna' Wertherz little girl?"

by Wesly Crusher July 29, 2003

ristorante

You look a bit cheesy, sweet

Your looking very ristorante today!

by Insidejokewithpreston March 11, 2019

ristor

to kill someone or something using toilet paper

A gang has been around the neighborhood ristoring people to death.

by googlebot123768 June 1, 2019

Rhist

A Rhist is a danish slang Word for a cigarette. If you are something in Denmark you smoke a Rhist every 2 hours.

That guy Jesper is a legend because he light a Rhist every hour

by Tonnesrhistbod April 20, 2020

The Ristoles

The Ristoles is a sex act that involves two guys, a can of whip cream, handcuffs, and a motorcycle helmet. One guy will put on the helmet then proceed to handcuff the other guy to the bed post. He will then put whip cream on the other guy's penis and perform a blowjob for exactly 30 minutes then leave because his 3rd break is over and must go back to the production floor.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? Why did you suddenly leave, JC?
Guy 2: Sorry bro, that's just me pulling my signature move; the Ristoles! ;)

by DJ_Stone October 28, 2019

Ey-ristov

Large and/or obnoxious eyes, that aren't classified as an attractive feature, or and unflattering feature.

He glared at me, ey-ristov eyes bulging, as if questioning me further.

by watermellonsugar April 11, 2020

Risto

To open an umbrella in one's anus.

He was ristoed so badly his rectum had to be removed and replaced with a garden hose

by Porkkalankatu April 24, 2008