Rhinocerpus

A woman with a larger than normal clitoris.

At first I though she had two noses, but then I realized that I was dealing with a rhinocerpus.

by Groove Champion December 30, 2009

social rhinoceros

Somebody who might get confused with the "social butterfly." But they don't acknowledge awkwardness at all.

Somebody with an over-developed sense of laughing at themselves.

That guy is such a social rhinoceros! No matter how many sexual innuendos I made about his mother, he just kept taking it to the next level.

by Barbatus June 23, 2009

Siberian Rhinoceros

When having intercourse with a girl who squirts, take the condom off and place it over her vagina right before her climax. Thus, the ejaculation will fill up the latex to resemble a rhinoceros horn.

Instead of finishing her off, I stepped back and watched her perform the siberian rhinoceros.

by TwoDaMax March 8, 2010

Rhinoculous

A descriptive word for something that is both very cool and very, VERY huge.

My 800lb girlfriend is Rhinoculous!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

rhinoceros

a rhinoceros is a large mammal that lives primarily in Africa. a common misconception is that their horns are made out of vitamin b, when in fact they are made from candy corn. their diet mainly consists of zebras, water buffalo, deer, elk, chicken, lions, and tourists. another false fact about rhinoceros is that they are being poached to extinction, when in fact they are being scrambled. I personally prefer my rhinoceros sunny-side up.

dude look at that rhinoceros eating that poor baby!

by Nickazikaliscos December 31, 2008

rhinoceros-like

A fancy way of saying that you're randy.

I was feeling rhinoceros-like yesterday when I saw my old Spanish teacher.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

pink rhinoceros

Balls.

If you were to zoom in on a pink rhinoceros, the loose skin, color, and hairiness would look exactly like a ballsack.

What's that? Is that your balls dude?
No. It's a pink rhinoceros.

by Seeliff September 14, 2013